New fun with pee

You pee.
Then you put it on a plate.
Then you freeze it.
Then you slide it under someone's door.
Then it melts.
Then they get pissed.
Then I win.

Been saving some piss for a while

Thinking about tricking someone into drinking it as tea tonight. I'm gonna mix with tea so they can't tell. Then I'll grin as they imbibe me.