Monday, January 2, 2012

New fun with pee

You pee.
Then you put it on a plate.
Then you freeze it.
Then you slide it under someone's door.
Then it melts.
Then they get pissed.
Then I win.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Been saving some piss for a while

Thinking about tricking someone into drinking it as tea tonight. I'm gonna mix with tea so they can't tell. Then I'll grin as they imbibe me.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

I collect pee

I throw it on crazy homeless people and feminists.
What do you do with your pee?